Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
when youre very proud of yourself
steal her look: spooky pumpkin:
- gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
- saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
- pumpkin $3
Thomas telling it like it is.
"You wear a mask for so long you forget who you were beneath it.” (V for Vendetta, 2005)
i will never get over the fact that in an interview ben barnes’ costar made a rape joke and instead of ignoring it or laughing along his reaction was
How To Make an Apology Post for When You Fuck Up
- Defend yourself. Make sure you protect yourself and what you’ve done at ALL COSTS.
- Make sure you stress how LONG ago you fucked up. Doesnt matter if it was last night! Say shit like “at the time” and make sure you…
superheroes that fist bump? nah… i want superheroes that dick bump.
guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a 5SOS video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but 5SOS sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
IT HAS RETURNED